Target locked. We have spotted him and all we have to do is tame him.
We must keep quiet so as to not disturb him. They are known to jump in the direction of new noises.
It appears there is a tribe of them habitating in the Caitlyn and William room. We have spotted three Wild Caitlyns about to attack the Wild Williams.
It is attack season, so we must retreat into the Wild Mum and Wild Dad room
We hear the Wild Dad's dream call. His dream call echoes throughout the house.
Attack season is over. The Wild Williams and Wild Caitlyns are over their arguments. We are all set to go.
We must stay quiet, as I have mentioned.
He snorts his own dream call and mumbles a bumble.
We grab him.
He attacks. His mouth opens and he lets out a chilling warcry, waking the Wild Caitlyns and summoning them to attack.
We run. We need to get back to base. Quickly! Run!
Then we stumble-we trip-we fall!
Down the stairs and that's when we see...it.
This was chapter one of Wild William 101.