A lot of us are weirdos. But if you are not weird (or you just like my recipes) then read this and follow the steps so you too can be a weirdo!
You will need:
1/2 a cup of funniness
A small cup of laughter
Seven happiness pellets
One sugar rush
Three tablespoons of funny faces
Four weird noises
A tub of ice cream (2 litres)
Two bubbles
A melon
Three cups of lemonade
A jar (however big or small you like)
A teaspoon
An oven
Now follow these steps:
IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You will need:
1/2 a cup of funniness
A small cup of laughter
Seven happiness pellets
One sugar rush
Three tablespoons of funny faces
Four weird noises
A tub of ice cream (2 litres)
Two bubbles
A melon
Three cups of lemonade
A jar (however big or small you like)
A teaspoon
An oven
Now follow these steps:
- Bring out the jar and put it on your table.
- Scrunch up the melon and drop it in the jar.
- Pour ONE cup of lemonade into the jar with the melon.
- Plop in that sugar rush. Careful, don't let it escape or kiss your house goodbye.
- Mix, mix, mix, mix...
- Make the funny faces
- Stirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- Quick, grab the laughter and drop it in.
- Check inside the jar. Is your mix green and pink? If so, you did it right. But if not, don't worry, have another go!
- Now, it looks pretty hideous. Add another cup of lemonade and you'll have a starry blue and purple mix.
- Do a quick stir before scooping in the ice cream.
- Plop in the funniness and shake vigorously
- Drop in the happiness
- Shake
- Pop the bubbles, and while they're making the weird noises, splash that last cup of lemonade
- SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
- Now, if you look inside, you'll see it's now...white and gold. Looks really nice.
- You might not want to, but slide that jar into the oven and wait 20 seconds
- Take it out and it will be like a hardened soup, if you know what I mean
- Take a chunk but only lick it, it will dissolve and make you float. But don't worry, you'll come down on to the floor feeling great.
IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!