I dreamed that I was driving to school and I saw a sign at the front of the school that I had never seen before. It read:
These items are not to be inserted in between the two pieces of bread that is in your lunchbox:
It was weird. It was funny. It was scary. But then I noticed something. People were crowding around the sign. Some of the people were not even from school. They were throwing bits of food at the sign. If there was a pickle, it would be next to the bit that said Pickles.
I was starting to wonder if I could somehow sneak a bird in my sandwich (?!) when I had to go inside my classroom. Everyone's lunchboxes were rustling and making squeak noises...and all the lunchboxes but mine exploded in feathers. A new sign popped up in the middle of the classroom. It said:
But you can still have whatever you want in a roll or something.
What a rip-off.
I woke up.
These items are not to be inserted in between the two pieces of bread that is in your lunchbox:
- Butter
- Vegemite
- Jam
- Pickles
- Spiders
- Bread
- More bread
- Onion
- Cheese
- Tuna
- Salmon
- Prawns
- Birds
- Ham
- Chicken meat
It was weird. It was funny. It was scary. But then I noticed something. People were crowding around the sign. Some of the people were not even from school. They were throwing bits of food at the sign. If there was a pickle, it would be next to the bit that said Pickles.
I was starting to wonder if I could somehow sneak a bird in my sandwich (?!) when I had to go inside my classroom. Everyone's lunchboxes were rustling and making squeak noises...and all the lunchboxes but mine exploded in feathers. A new sign popped up in the middle of the classroom. It said:
But you can still have whatever you want in a roll or something.
What a rip-off.
I woke up.