1ml Friendship
4g Edible Feathers
2 Cups Bubbles
69kg 'Funniness'
9 Rocking Horses (to get a deep rocking laugh)
3 Speech Bubbles
18g Pillows
59 Crystals
1 Shrink Ray Gun
1 Really Large Pot
2l Water
Spoon
30kg Happiness
15ml Glitter
What to do...
- Pour water into pot
- Mix in Friendship until smooth
- Sift Happiness over mix, which should now be a pinky-grey colour
- Gently pour Funniness in, which should make it thick
- Sprinkle Glitter over your now-purple-creation
- Use the shrink ray gun to shrink the rocking horses, and, one by one, put them in.
- Carefully plop the bubbles in with the spoon
- Shake Laughter over the mix
- Your creation should now be green, purple, orange and white. To turn it red, add Speech Bubbles
- Shred pillows up into smithereens. Add them to the creation, and it should shine gold.
- Finally, add crystals. It should glow purple and blue and white, like the Milky Way.
- Cook for 3 hours.
- In icing, write "LAUGH OUT LOUD".
- Serve hot, and, if required, sprinkle a few pinches of Dad Jokes on top