It's generally easy to be cheeky, but just in case you don't know how , here's how to do it (you can also read it even if you are cheeky, just for amusement):
Dear mum,
Run
From me
- You can sit on your dad's lap while he's eating dinner
- You can ask weird questions that have no answers
- Roll around in front of everyone
- Draw moustaches, beards, vampire teeth and/or big eyebrows on all the fashion models in magazines
- Tickle your dad so he laughs in his awesome, deep voice for you
- Chew on your dad's nose (without your teeth, just with your gums)
- Hide all your mum's pairs of sunglasses
- Swoosh your little brother's cheeks around saying "Aww whossie woosi mussi"
- Pull faces when someone is giving a serious speech
- Write a note and put it in your lunchbox so your mum reads it
Dear mum,
Run
From me
- Make up silly words to silly songs
- Eat all the cucumber, celery and/or carrots and then say, "It all just...disappeared!"
- When you play hide and seek, hide and then jump out and say, "I WIN!!!!"