In the dark I saw a thing
Crouched down and ready to spring
It had its arms out in a poise
It was the thing that made the noise
The noise was shaky
The noise was soft
The noise was hasty
It sounded like a quiet cough
It was really scary
It's teeth were really baring
So I called my cousin Lloyd
"Hey, did you hear the noise?"
"The noise was creepy
The noise was weird
The thing looked like
It had a beard"
So Lloyd said
"Hey! I heard that noise
The thing that made it was in a poise!
Come down here now, is it true?
The thing was also seen by you?"
So I climbed down the stairs
Clutching my old teddy bear
And in his bedroom, there was Lloyd
With the thing that made the noise
"Help! Help!"
Said Lloyd, quite scared
"It's got my brand new teddy bear!"
I turned the light on
There it stood
T'was a robot made of wood!
A rare Woodbot
To be precise
And now it's locked up
And we're being nice
We give it food every day
And a show or a concert is how he paid
Where is he now?
I cannot lie
Lloyd and I taught him
How to fly
The noise doesn't bother us anymore
But sometimes Dad gives a little snore
Crouched down and ready to spring
It had its arms out in a poise
It was the thing that made the noise
The noise was shaky
The noise was soft
The noise was hasty
It sounded like a quiet cough
It was really scary
It's teeth were really baring
So I called my cousin Lloyd
"Hey, did you hear the noise?"
"The noise was creepy
The noise was weird
The thing looked like
It had a beard"
So Lloyd said
"Hey! I heard that noise
The thing that made it was in a poise!
Come down here now, is it true?
The thing was also seen by you?"
So I climbed down the stairs
Clutching my old teddy bear
And in his bedroom, there was Lloyd
With the thing that made the noise
"Help! Help!"
Said Lloyd, quite scared
"It's got my brand new teddy bear!"
I turned the light on
There it stood
T'was a robot made of wood!
A rare Woodbot
To be precise
And now it's locked up
And we're being nice
We give it food every day
And a show or a concert is how he paid
Where is he now?
I cannot lie
Lloyd and I taught him
How to fly
The noise doesn't bother us anymore
But sometimes Dad gives a little snore