YOU WILL NEED THESE THINGS TO MAKE THIS AMAZING THING...
50 mililitres of love (for texture)
90 megalitres of funniness (for EXTRA flavour)
80 truckloads of happiness (to add that extra ZING)
50, 000 jugs of laughter (HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
2 hefty jars of PINK glitter (not the little shreds of shiny things, the powdery stuff. And it HAS to be pink.)
A HUGE cup of water (with a bit of lemon juice, a hint of honey...oh, now I'm thirsty :3)
9 funny cat videos (probably the cutest videos on the internet)
7 bad jokes (no, I mean REALLY bad jokes, not just "Why did 6 get scared? Because seven ate nine", REALLY bad jokes. Like, PAST dad jokes)
A weirdo in the good way (with a great sense of humor)
A piece o' rope (to keep your friendship nice and tight)
AND A MY LITTLE PONY (Fluttershy, or Rainbow Dash? YOU DECIDE!!)
TO ACTUALLY COOK THIS YOU WILL NEED...
A pot (preferably house sized)
A teaspoon (maybe a reinforced...steel one? Oh, and this teaspoon is for HUGE cups of tea)
A hole (in the ground - to put the pot in)
TO MAKE IT, FOLLOW THESE HERE STEPS:
50 mililitres of love (for texture)
90 megalitres of funniness (for EXTRA flavour)
80 truckloads of happiness (to add that extra ZING)
50, 000 jugs of laughter (HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
2 hefty jars of PINK glitter (not the little shreds of shiny things, the powdery stuff. And it HAS to be pink.)
A HUGE cup of water (with a bit of lemon juice, a hint of honey...oh, now I'm thirsty :3)
9 funny cat videos (probably the cutest videos on the internet)
7 bad jokes (no, I mean REALLY bad jokes, not just "Why did 6 get scared? Because seven ate nine", REALLY bad jokes. Like, PAST dad jokes)
A weirdo in the good way (with a great sense of humor)
A piece o' rope (to keep your friendship nice and tight)
AND A MY LITTLE PONY (Fluttershy, or Rainbow Dash? YOU DECIDE!!)
TO ACTUALLY COOK THIS YOU WILL NEED...
A pot (preferably house sized)
A teaspoon (maybe a reinforced...steel one? Oh, and this teaspoon is for HUGE cups of tea)
A hole (in the ground - to put the pot in)
TO MAKE IT, FOLLOW THESE HERE STEPS:
- Pour the water into the pot, NO, NO, NO NOT THAT FAST!!! Just gently.
- Tap the bottom of one of the jars of glitter...OVER THE POT.
- Don't get wrapped up in them, get the rope to wrap THEM up. Tie the rope around the funny cat videos and drop them in, AWW, THAT KITTY HAS A LITTLE FLOWER!!!
- Tell the jokes to the My Little Pony, and while it's got the laughter in it's mouth, plop it onto the mix. (Is it yellow now? If it's white not yellow then you didnt put enough laughter in the pony's mouth.)
- STIRRRRRRR
- Grab the happiness and tip it on the weirdo's head. While they're grinning their head off, make them dip their head in the mix.
- Tip in the love, QUICK OR IT WILL TAKE OVER EVERYONE
- The mix needs to be blue-ish green, to make it chocolate brown, stir vigorously with teaspoon
- Shake quickly...but not TOO quickly.
- Gather up a few friends and divebomb into the pot.